It’s that time again! The World Cup is here and people who haven’t paid a second of attention to the great sport of association football in the last four years will suddenly be knee deep in Messi, Ronaldo and, considering most of this tournament is on in USA, the greatest of them all – Christian Pulisic.
If you want to sound smarter than that guy from pawn stars, and you’re an MMA fan, I’m here to help you separate the Harry Hardwicks from the Harry Kanes and the Anderson Silvas from the Bernardo Silvas with a team-to-fighter comparison for everyone competing in this summer’s expanded competition. Let’s go!
Group A Mexico Fighter Equivalent – Marvin Vettori
Middle of the road performer, has taken scalps in the past. A bit mad.
Odds 80/1
South Africa
Fighter Equivalent – Nick Klein
Made it to the big show, will probably lose every time
Odds 900/1
South Korea
Fighter Equivalent – Davey Grant
Some real upside, everyone likes watching them but getting older and probably won’t be winning the big one.
Odds 400/1
Czechia
Fighter Equivalent – Dan Ige
Still hanging around.
Odds 300/1
Group B Canada
Fighter Equivalent – Chris Curtis
A few plus points, mostly overrated and outshone by their really American neighbour.
Odds 150/1
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Fighter Equivalent – Steve Garcia
Good, but I’m not sure how.
Odds 250/1
Qatar
Fighter Equivalent – Xiong Jingnan
Good in an uncompetitive setting, shown up on a world stage.
Odds 1000/1
Switzerland
Fighter Equivalent – Mike Malott
Good, not great. Probably speaks French.
Odds 80/1
Group C Brazil
Fighter Equivalent – Max Holloway
Exciting multiple time world champions entering the last dance to win another big one.
Odds 8/1
Morocco
Fighter Equivalent – Gabriel Bonfim
A lot better than most people think, could cause a few shocks.
Odds 50/1
Haiti
Fighter Equivalent – Dennis Buzukja
Just happy to be here.
Odds 1000/1
Scotland
Fighter Equivalent – Daniel Rodriguez
Tough as nails, very skilled in a lot of ways and will probably end up in jail in Mexico.
Odds 250/1
Group D United States
Fighter Equivalent – Greg Hardy
If they had started the sport when they were 5 years old they still wouldn’t be any good.
Odds 66/1
Paraguay
Fighter Equivalent – Victor Henry
Good steady middle of the road.
Odds 150/1
Australia
Fighter Equivalent – Marcus Buchecha
Would probably be better off concentrating on a different sport.
Odds 500/1
Turkey
Fighter Equivalent – Bobby Green
Used of the madness and talented to a point but unlikely to win big.
Odds 80/1
Group E Germany
Fighter Equivalent – Kamaru Usman
Very good technical former champions who might be just past their best.
Odds 14/1
Curacao
Fighter Equivalent – Emmanuel Palacio
Not sure if they actually exist.
Odds 1000/1
Ivory Coast
Fighter Equivalent – Li Jingliang
Seems to always be around and wins the odd match-up.
Odds 300/1
Ecuador
Fighter Equivalent – Chito Vera
Brilliant defensively but not strong enough going forward to be a threat.
Odds 100/1
Group F Netherlands
Fighter Equivalent – Umar Nurmagomedov
Not far away from being the best in the world but one or two might be slightly ahead.
Odds 20/1
Japan
Fighter Equivalent – Volkan Oezdemir
Always fun to watch, might get knocked out early.
Odds 50/1
Sweden
Fighter Equivalent – Beneil Dariush
Unbelievable offensive ability but their defending will probably get them knocked out.
Odds 100/1
Tunisia
Fighter Equivalent – Clayton Carpenter
Don’t really have much to say about them.
Odds 500/1
Group G Belgium
Fighter Equivalent – Carlos Prates
Unbelievably talented, might be enough to win it all but others might have the edge.
Odds 33/1
Egypt
Fighter Equivalent – Wonderboy
World class attack that is slowing down in 2026.
Odds 300/1
Iran
Fighter Equivalent – Igor Severino
Might get banned by the president.
Odds 500/1
New Zealand
Fighter Equivalent – Rodolfo Vieira
Brilliant at another sport that isn’t the one they are competing in now.
Odds 1000/1
Group H Spain
Fighter Equivalent – Ian Garry
Brilliantly skilled and might become champion this summer, but finishing could be an issue.
Odds 4/1
Cape Verde
Fighter Equivalent – Kai Kamaka III
Islander glad to be on the biggest stage.
Odds 1000/1
Saudi Arabia
Fighter Equivalent – Matt Hamill
Beat the GOAT a few years ago but not actually that good.
Odds 1000/1
Uruguay
Fighter Equivalent – Belal Muhammad
Former champions, skilled in all areas but will never be champion again
Odds 66/1
Group I France
Fighter Equivalent – Ilia Topuria
The best in the world and should destroy everyone, but drama surrounds them.
Odds 9/2
Senegal
Fighter Equivalent – Paddy Pimblett
Liverpool attack might shock a few people.
Odds 150/1
Iraq
Fighter Equivalent – Daniel Frunza
Unlikely to do anything of note.
Odds 1000/1
Norway
Fighter Equivalent – Alex Pereira
The best striking on planet earth. Will need to isolate that asset to become champion.
Odds 25/1
Group J Argentina
Fighter Equivalent – Jon Jones
The aging GOAT going for one last shot at the top.
Odds 8/1
Algeria
Fighter Equivalent – Nasrat Haqparast
Recognisable name(s) that won’t mean much.
Odds 400/1
Austria
Fighter Equivalent – Ricky Simon
Good solid mid-tier outfit.
Odds 150/1
Jordan
Fighter Equivalent – Louie Sutherland
May not be anyone worse.
Odds 1000/1
Group K Portugal
Fighter Equivalent – Islam Makhachev
Nobody has more talent and might just be about to beat the other best competition in the world.
Odds 8/1
DR Congo
Fighter Equivalent – Reug Reug
Actually kinda good and exciting and will also probably lose.
Odds 750/1
Uzbekistan
Fighter Equivalent – Aori Qileng
Sounds cool but not great.
Odds 1000/1
Colombia
Fighter Equivalent – Gunnar Nelson
Hey, remember that guy from 12 years ago? Yeah, he’s still around.
Odds 33/1
Group L England
Fighter Equivalent – Cyril Gane
Will likely fail to deliver once again.
Odds 6/1
Croatia
Fighter Equivalent – Jim Miller
Plucky old timers who might teach these young bucks a lesson.
Odds 80/1
Ghana
Fighter Equivalent – Geoff Neal
One huge attacking weapon and very little else
Odds 350/1
Panama
Fighter Equivalent – Luke Fernandez
Did I make that up?
Odds 1000/1
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